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Who is Rude Toddler?


Rude Toddler is the fun loving couple Darren & Jessica, who live in Los Angeles, CA with their two children.

We both have a great sense of humor and our careers are in creative fields, so as we were on our journey of raising our children, we would organically come up with these humorous sayings or terms for our own situations regarding our little ones.

We wanted to share our humor with all of the other parents out there who are tending to their own newborns, infants, and toddlers because we just know you'll get it!

Thank you for visiting our site!